once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
"this is such bullshit" yells a confused dr. frankenstein as he is forcibly removed from a body building competition
maybe he sees things, but he isn’t crazy, okay? he’s a master tactician, a scientist, and a lock artist. the fact that a mysterious woman keeps showing up and telling him to set her free doesn’t mean he’s a goddamn whackjob, alright?
ONE: “a dangerous man” foxy shazam TWO: “sinister kid” the black keys THREE: “magdalena” a perfect circle FOUR: “animal” against me! FIVE: “bat country” avenged sevenfold SIX: “hysteria” muse SEVEN: “this celluloid dream” afi EIGHT: “burn” nine inch nails NINE: “elktooth” woven hand BONUS TRACK: “horchata” vampire weekend
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
one day i will make more maybe
He said if he ran in those shoes, they’d fall off.
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle
poofs, poofs everywhere
madoka is addicting to draw
asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces
thats a really good comparison because there are about seventy able bodied parking spaces to one disabled and able bodied people still insist on using the ones that arent theirs
this is seriously a great post